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      That sounds berry crunchful.

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      10/10 would bang with trash can lids for an hour

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      Ifeel like this is a rift on fifty shades of grey. Witch was a Twilight fanfiction to begin with.
      Fun fact quite a few published Sherlock Holms stories could be considered fan fiction.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Docponystine View Post
      Ifeel like this is a rift on fifty shades of grey. Witch was a Twilight fanfiction to begin with.
      Fun fact quite a few published Sherlock Holms stories could be considered fan fiction.
      It's actually a fanfic about Tim Allen and Wilson, but nobody knows that yet.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Sunset Shimmer View Post
      It's actually a fanfic about Tim Allen and Wilson, but nobody knows that yet.
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