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From:
wheatly@aperturescience.com
Subject: Just Floating By...
Oh, why hello! I was just, well, drifting aimlissly through space, and, well, happened to see you, just well, sort of sulking there. Let me tell you, I was sure surprised to see you, wasn't expecting any company in this eternity of floating through space, but there you are! Sure, I wasn't expecting to see any humans here, let alone, what are you, a horse? And, with wings! And a horn! How is that even possible!? Also, don't ask how I figured out your e-mail adress, I had, very clever, cunning meathods. I am a genius after all, I don't see why I was, well, BANISHED to this place...
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To:
wheatly@aperturescience.com
Subject: EXPLAIN THYSELF!
GREETINGS, I AM NIGHTMARE MOON, AND I TOO HAVE BEEN BANISHED TO THIS MOON! I WAS ONCE THE PRINCESS OF THE MOON, TASKED WITH RAISING THE MOON EVERY NIGHT! BUT THOSE FOOLISH PONIES ON THE EARTH IGNORED AND SHUNED MY GLORIOUS NIGHT! I HAD GROWN INCREASINGLY FRUSTRATED WITH THEIR IGNORANCE! I HAD DECIDED TO DEFEAT MY SISTER AND CAUSE ETERNAL NIGHT, THEREFORE ALLOWING THE PONIES TO FINALLY EXPERIENCE MY GLORIOUS NIGHT! MY SISITER THEN BANISHED ME TO THE MOON, FORCING ME TO REMAIN HERE FOR ETERNITY! WHY ARE YOU HERE?! EXPLAIN THYSELF!
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From:
wheatly@aperturescience.com
Subject: Okay, Hold Your, Uh... Uh... Well, Nevermind
Terrible, truly awful, what's been done to you. Sometimes, people just don't understand when people have good ideas, awful, is what it is. Anyway, I had some great ideas, revolutionary, you could say. So, there were some people in the way, got rid of them. Then, they come back, of all things. So, I show them my new ideas, I had made the changes, and what do they do? Reject them, that's what. Dissapointing, tragic. SO, at this point, I could easily get rid of them, but I won't, I'm not THAT cruel. So I keep showing them all the new stuff I made, and they are just so negative. Evantually, I've been brought to the end of my wit, and I decide, they hate this, I'll just kill them and end it for them. Merciful, without a doubt. But then they escape, and they come for ME. Someone who's done nothing to them, and has been totally merciful to them the whole entire time. I've done nothing but sacrifice, and they still have the audacity to kill me. Bloody ungrateful is what it is. Now, at this point, I'm absolutely livid, and I have to defend myself now. I do a bunch of things to protect myself, but they get here anyway. Then, they try to destroy me, I know, I heard them talking. They were going to tourture me, then kill me. Horrible. So then they somehow manage to disable my ability to do anyhting, and I pull out my last card, and I almost thought I saved my life, my new world. Then what does SHE do?! She banishes me to the moon. After all I did, this is the thanks I guess. Some people...
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To:
wheatly@aperturescience.com
Subject: WHY THAT LITTLE!..
CELESTIA IS AT IT AGIAN! FIRST SHE BANISHES ME, AND NOW YOU TOO! WHY IS IT THAT SHE IS AGAINST ANY OUTSIDE IDEAS?! SHE IS FAR TO HARSH IN YOUR PUNISHMENTS! SHE BANISHED ME, HER OWN SISTER, FOR "TREASON" SHE CLAIMS!HA! I HAD DONE NOTHING WRONG, AND I LOST EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF HER! HOW COULD SHE DO THIS AGAIN! IF WE EVER GET OF THE MOON, WE SHOULD FINALLY GET BACK AT HER!
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From:
wheatly@aperturescience.com
Subject: Wait, WHO?!
I'm sorry, who?! Celestia? Who's that?! I've never heard of her in all my life! That's your sister though? You were banished by your own sister?! That is just cold. No, I was, I was banished by Chell and GLADoS, well banished so to speak. That's sure what it felt like! I still don't know what I did wrong! It's madness!
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To:
wheatly@aperturescience.com
Subject: OH, WELL THEN!...
OH, SORRY, IT JUST SOUNDED LIKE!.. WHO ARE CHELL AND GLADoS!?
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From:
wheatly@aperturescience.co,
Subject: Oh, Those two...
Ugh, GLADoS, she was my boss. Evil, 80% corrupt, actual measurement, I swear! So after I took over, she allied with her old enemy, Chell. At first was a friend of mine, helping her leave, but then she backstabbed me, that... So, they ended up banishing me. who's Celestia?
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From:
SPACE@aperturescience.com
Subject: SPACE!
What’s your favorite thing about space? Mine is space.
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Space. Trial. Puttin’ the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ohhh, the Sun. I’m gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What’ll I say? ‘Hi! Hi, Sun!’ Oh, boy! Hey hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey hey! Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know – let’s go to space! I love space. I love space. I love space. So much space. Need to see it all. Space? SPACE! Oh oh oh. This is space! I’m in space!
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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To:
SPACE@aperturescience.com
Subject: WHAT?!
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From:
SPACE@aperturescience.com
Subject: Earth
Earth.
Wanna go to earth.
Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth.
Wanna go home.
Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home.
Earth earth earth.
Don’t like space. Don’t like space.
It’s too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth.
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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To:
SPACE@aperturescience.com
Subject: YEAH!...
I KNOW THAT FEEL!
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From:
wheatly@aperturescience.com'
Subject: Oh, no, no NO NO NO!
OH NO! I'M DRIFTING AWAY! I'M LOSING CONNECTION! I WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU. GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME!...---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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