Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equesdetroit there were two royal miscarriages. The elder one raised a shitstorm and the other one raised a barn and they lived happily never after. Another short story includes Anal Tuckus and the general population of the middle east crying out for an end to their oppressive rules. They need our support and help, to end the oppression that is compressing them into cans AND CAUSING MASS ANGER IN THE REGION!
@Twilight Sparkle doesn't want this oppression to hold a firm grasp on the ropes of his stress, send him $5 and a kiss to show your support.