Attention
Please read below
Hello everypony. And welcome, to Aperture Laboratories. A select few of you will be chosen to participate in a series of puzzles, to test Aperture Lab's newest invention, The Hoofheld Portal Device. To sign up for this thrilling chance to test a new product and earn $25 bits, send a personal message to our volunteer employee, Sweetie Belle, and follow this simple form.
How long have you been testing products? (RPing)-
Do you mainly test products for Aperture Laboratories or Black Mesa?(Forum RP or Shoutbox RP)-
Are you up to the intellectual standards to preform these tests? (Do you follow the rules of RP, use good grammar, and are an experienced RPer)-
And lastly,
Do you agree to, by any means, not sue Aperture Laboratories for any types of injuries, including, but not limited to...
-Acid corrosion
-Broken bones
-Serious to minor brain damage
-Burn wounds
-Combustible lemon type damages
-Animal bites/scratches
-Poisoning
-Turret bullet wounds
and/or
-Damages caused by any rouge A.I.'s
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GLaDOS slowly powers up. Her whirrs and beeps softly echoing throughout the almost empty facility. It had gotten quite lonesome since she had killed them all. But now she has some new ponies to play with. Her hulking metal form slowly moves into place. After several minutes, she resembles the A.I. GLaDOS, Controller of the facility. The rails she moves on shudder slightly under the weight of the hulking machine, the consequence of old age. The unicorn magic, however, still keeping the building and everything else, running, despite not being populated for years. She finally reaches her destination, a sterile, white room filled with test ponies, finally going to being awakened from stasis, years after they signed up to test. Now, viewing the room with moniters, she manually shuts off the life support and awakens the subjects to begin the "tests."
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Test subjects:
*Twilight Sparkle
*Sunny
*Chowdah
*(Open)
Staff:
*Screwball
*Fancypants
*(Open)
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