Ask John

[John]

Well, I don't blame you!

What do you think of the intelligence of the fine young women quoted in these Facebook screencaps?
(sorry for image spam)

I saw the first one on Dystopia. xD

I hate Facebook because it has more pointless drama than anything.

[Shaztrot]

You haz a cat naemd Shelbeh?

[John]

You haz a cat naemd Shelbeh?

I do. Eeyup. I named her after the car Manufacture. xD

[Shaztrot]

Does Shelby make cars?

[John]

Does Shelby make cars?

No, but that would be a really smart cat.

[Shaztrot]

U sayin' dat Shelbeh is dumb kitteh? That isn't nice...

[John]

U sayin' dat Shelbeh is dumb kitteh? That isn't nice...

No. She's a pretty smart kitteh.

[Shaztrot]

Shimmer Mint is wooed by (and runs away with) Shelby. What do?

[John]

Shimmer Mint is wooed by (and runs away with) Shelby. What do?

I run away with her kitten Zoey.

[Shaztrot]