Forum Relationships

[chimicherry]

Eventually, some poor new user will wander into the dark alleys of this forum.... and then KABLOOEY!
Bad pickup lines, bad pickup lines everywhere.

Things like...

Spoiler: terrible pickup lines. You were warned 

“Great Legs, What Time Do They Open?”
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

[Sage]

How you doin'?

Oh yes. You're that one who proposed to, aren't you?

She's still mah pimp, back off >:C

Ooooh a fight for my affections? Me gusta.

[Grimlock]

Ooooh a fight for my affections? Me gusta.

You would want that

[Sunset Shimmer]

I have no one. </3

So, for teh lulz...
Alex Mercer x Alex Mercer

[Philomena]

... nothing for me I guess...

[Salad Fingers]

Plop me in forever alone I guess. I'll try to be the one that got away. Evenually.

[Applejack]

Ooooh a fight for my affections? Me gusta.

I call the Brit, @Grimlock.

[Philomena]

Me X All.

I'll whore myself out to anyone it seems.

First come, first serve. ;D

*me strolls over to Octavia*
Oh why hello there.

[Sage]

Oh god. AJ, Grim. You two are ridiculous. But I approve.

[Grimlock]

I call the Brit, @Grimlock.

Frenchie Spanish guy, obviously me.

Bring it on.