Earlier today a madman with a knife perpetrated the world famous duck, murdering the faiths of millions. It all started on a cold September day, the birds were singing and the sun was almost down from top of sky.
Who will be the killers next victim? :despair:
This thread's title is the most glorious title I've ever read.
RIP inflatable bath toys RIP
This is an abomination of justice. I say we find the perpetrator, tie each of his limbs to a different horse and then have them run in different directions.
This is the worse thing to happen since the fall of rome itself!
WHY RUINOUS POWERS! WHHHYYYY!
*bagpipes*
Rubber Ducky, you were so fun.
You made Thailand the land of the sun.
Now its bathwater is overrun
with the sins of the jaundiced ones.
*slow bass drum*
Rubber Ducky, you were so fine.
You were the avatar of the divine.
We're all condemned to sin, I opine
without your yellow rubber loving's shine.