Pony Comedy Competition!

Hello everyone,
I have been talking about making a competition for a personalized stitch for a while now, so here's the deal: I want to laugh, and I specifically want to laugh at ponies. This competition is for any form of pony comedy you can think of: a comic strip, a fanfic, some fan art, a joke, a skit, a video, etc. Go crazy! :hai:

The Prizes: :party:
1st - Personalized pony stitch on a coaster, towel, patch, or frame-able stitch. Any pony the winner likes, stitched for them by yours truly.
2nd - A pony patch of whichever pony I feel like stitching at the time, one veto allowed.
3rd - A smaller stitch of whichever pony I feel like stitching at the time.

The Rules: :tia:
All entries have to adhere to the rules of the forum, even those not posted directly to the thread.
All entries must be posted in this thread, or sent in a PM to Celestia.
All entries must be submitted by November 23rd, 2012.
The winner will be determined by Celestia based on overall quality of the submission, originality/creativity, and humor.

For an idea of what the prizes will be like please check Celestia's stitch thread.

I do wish everyone luck. :3

I've been meaning to type a story for a while and now I have motivation! :tia: I'll make you smile if it's the last thing I do! :yar:

Hmmmmmm... gonna have to think up a good comic... writing is totally not my forte. Good luck everypony! (just significantly less luck than me :hai: )

Three ponies walk into a bar...

I made this in 5 minutes but it's the thought that counts right?

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=i2rgw5&s=6

Can I post already existent youtube clips?

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Originally Posted by Super Buu

I made this in 5 minutes but it's the thought that counts right?

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=i2rgw5&s=6

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Anything with Scoots in it has my undivided attention. ^^

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Originally Posted by Lyra

Can I post already existent youtube clips?

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Had the exact same question in my mind too.

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Originally Posted by Lyra

Can I post already existent youtube clips?

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You CAN but the entries will be judged on originality and creativity as well as humor so that will hurt your chances of winning. The point of the contest is to laugh, but it's also to encourage new works. :D

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Originally Posted by King Sombra

Three ponies walk into a bar...

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...and none of them saw it coming.

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Originally Posted by Cadance

...and none of them saw it coming.

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It's because they were all blonde.

Okay, I might as well...

Spoiler: Have a weird story I suppose. 

Cthulhu in Equestria
By Senialhobo
When people hear My Little Pony has a fandom, they think adolescent girls.
When they hear it’s online, they think of those stupid giggly teenage and pre-teen girls.
When they hear it’s made of guys, they think of gay guys.
They DEFINITELY don’t think of me.
You may have heard of me. I’m big, have a grotesque scaly body, have wings, and yes, I have tentacles. Ring any bells? How about the name Cthulhu? Ya, the ‘stupid thing from those silly sci-fi magazines back in the day.’ That’s me. No, I’m not here to devour your world or anything, those anger issues were back before I learned the magic of friendship. Not that many people ever even consider being my friend.
Ever tried looking like me? Every time I go out, people run away. Guess it’s scary to see a 100 foot tall tentacle monster wearing a specially ordered, custom tailored 783XL brony T shirt. Go figure. But you aren’t here to hear about all of my life problems, you’re here to hear my story.
I was sitting in the ruins of R’lyeh in front of my computer, being annoyed by the stupid cultist summoners again. “Stop it you idiots! This is the 348th time you’ve tried to summon me, and every time you somehow get it wrong! Besides, even if you did summon me, I’m no longer in the mood to crush everything and rule the universe, I have ponies to watch!” I said to myself.
I refreshed Equestria daily for the 20th time that minute, hoping for a new article – and there was one! But this one was weird, it talked about how Twilight had broken the fourth wall, and was willing to bring one Brony back with her. The first one to send their name in would win.
Of course, I entered my name as fast as possible, Equestria was definitely better then these stinking ruins. Do you know how slow my internet connection is down here? So anyway, I guess I was the first, because I heard the sound of teleportation behind me.
“Holy Celestia what the heck are you?” Twilight asked.
I turned around and said, “Oh, hi, I’m Cthulhu! God of destruction and biggest brony ever!”
“…What? Did my teleportation spell mess up and make me magically high again? Bronies are supposed to only have four limbs!” Twilight pointed out.
“Those are humans, bronies aren’t a human-exclusive group, though the demographics may indicate that at first glance-“ I was cut off.
“What ARE you?!?” she asked.
“I told you, I’m Cthulhu, god of destruction! And biggest brony ever.” I explained again.
“What, like, species are you? Are you something only found on Earth?” she asked again. So many questions!
“The god of destruction does not need a species! There is only one Cthulhu, and I live here in this… underground basement ruined city thing… alone…” I said.
“Oh, you poor thing! You must be lonely! Are you sure there’s only one of you? Because I might be able to summon another one or copy you-“ I cut her off.
“Well yes, I am lonely here, but you’re here to take me to Equestria, right? Maybe not everyone will run away from me
there…” I droned off.
“Oh, right, Equestria. Let’s see… If I tweak the calculations a bit to adjust for the third dimesion, I can…” She mumbled off.
“What’s that? I can’t hear you-“ I was cut off by being transported.
Suddenly, I was standing in the middle of an orchard. I blacked out from the shock. Funny, wasn’t even sure I COULD
black out before that. Why did I black out? Because it was quite shocking to stand IN an orchard, and not over it. You see, when she teleported me, Twilight had found a way to equate my size and not make me so… gigantic in Equestria.
Being a giant one second and not the next is very shocking, I assure you. I awoke to cold water saturating my face
tentacles.
“Wake up you, we’re here! As you can see, I altered your size a bit.” Twilight explained.
“Yeah, a bit of warning would’ve been nice.” I complained.
“Oh, yeah… sorry… Well, uh, as you can see this is AppleJack’s farm… you should know that, right?” Twilight asked.
“yeah, I know where you all live and all that. So, where is AppleJack-“ I was cut off by a yell. That seemed to be happening a lot lately.
“HOLY CELESTIA TWILIGHT HOW DID YOU SUMMON LORD CTHULHU AND WHY IS ‘E SO SMALL?!?” a yelling
AppleJack asked as she came galloping up.
“What? Summon? Wait – you know who this is? How do you know who Cthulhu is?” Twilight asked.
“Wait. You didn’t summon him then? You aren’t in ah cult about him or anything then right?” AppleJack asked.
“No… Cult? What are you talking about AJ?” Twilight asked again.
“Ah most certainly don’t know about him and ah definitely ain’t in ah cult!” AJ lied. She really is a bad liar.
“I’m guessing you’re in one of my cults then. Just wondering, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY MESS UP MY SUMMONS
EVERY SINGLE TIME?” I asked, facepalming. “Honestly, it’s really annoying.”
“Twilight, let mah ask ya again. What is the god of destruction doing here in Equestria? And why is he so small? Shouldn’t he be, like, a giant ‘r somethin’?” AJ asked.
“Oh, yeah, ignore my question. I mean, I’m only THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION you know.” I complained.
“Well, I finally broke through the fourth wall with Pinkie’s help, and I promised to bring back one of our fans – ‘bronies’ – but for some reason it wasn’t a human that signed up first, it was… him.” Twilight explained.
“Yeah, just continue ignoring me.”
“Yah brought the god ah destruction to Equestria? Well… why is he so small…” AJ asked.
“Still just sitting here…”
“I accounted for his size while teleporting back, and made a few adjustments to the spell. This way he won’t go around crushing things.” Twilight explained.
“…are you two done?” I asked.
“Yes.” Twilight said.
“Just wondering, why would a pony from the land of friendship be interested in summoning me?” I asked.
“Well, ah didn’t even really think ya were real. Ah-“ AppleJack was cut off by a thump, and a yell.
“OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH IS THAT CTHULHU AJ YOU FINALLY SUMMONED HIM WOW!” Rainbow
Dash had apparently been sleeping in a nearby tree, and our talk had disturbed her. She saw me and fell out of the tree, then got up and dashed over.
“I still have some questions for AppleJack, Twilight, you seem happy enough with explaining all this stuff, can you explain everything to Rainbow Dash?” I asked.
“Sure.” Twilight said.
“You were saying?” I asked AppleJack.
“Well, so Ah didn’t think ya were real. Ah read this article by H.P. FriendCraft, and it seemed kinda funneh. A, uh, friend a
mine suggested we look intah it. I’ve never taken it vereh seriously, but it kindah became a bondin’ activity between all of us.” AppleJack explained.
Well, the rest of this part is kinda boring. We just went around meeting everypony. When I met Pinkie, she claimed this called for a party. Rarity said it was fabulous they had finally succeeded. Even Fluttershy was very happy to see me.
Finnally, the sun was almost down, and Twilight decided it was time to go home.
“Come on Cthulhu, you can stay with me, at least for tonight. I did bring you here after all, so I guess I should accommodate you…” Twilight said, tired from trudging all over the town.
“Okay dokay loki.” I said.
“But what about a party for the dread lord?” Pinkie asked.
“You can throw your ‘dread lord party’ tomorrow Pinkie. It’s time for bed.” Twilight said.
“Twilight is of course right. I’m heading home now, and I suggest you do the same Pinkie.” Rarity observed.
“…but I just had all that sugar!” Pinkie complained.
“We know, ya’ been hoppin round us since! Go on home, you know you’ll probably crash as soon as ya do.” AppleJack said.
“Oh fine…” Pinkie said, hopping off.

Twilight and I trudged back to the library, discussing events as we did.
“I can’t believe they were all in a cult and I didn’t know about it!” Twilight complained.
“Well, being in a cult isn’t exactly something you go around telling everyone…” I explained.
“I know, but EVERY ONE of them was in it! What, did they think I couldn’t handle it or something?” She asked.
“Now I’m sure it wasn’t anything like that-“ I was interrupted, for what seemed like the fiftieth time that day. A god of destruction can only take being interrupted so many times, you know.
“IS THAT CTHULHU?!?” A voice cried. We had taken back roads to avoid ponies seeing us, and we were at the library’s back door, so who could it be?
As Twilight opened the door, a purple dragon came running at me. Of course! Spike!
“Spike, you can’t be in that cult TOO!”Twilight exclaimed.
“Uh… cult? I’m not in a cult! Uh, why would I want to be in a cult?” Spike tried to lie, very badly.
“Oh, let him be Twilight. Cult’s aren’t as bad as their image makes them out to be.” I said.
“I just can’t believe all my friends are in it and don’t tell me! Who else in it? Maybe Mayor Mare is one of the leaders! Maybe Cranky is in it, even though I’ve been here longer! Who knows?” Twilight asked.
“Actually, I know, and you’re right on both counts.” Spike said.
“OH COME ON! Next you’ll be telling me owlicious is in it too!” Twilight said, very annoyed.
“Well, it’s more of an honorary title than anything but…” Spike droned off.
“Sorry for interrupting, but even though I am a god of destruction I still need to sleep…” I said.
“I have a room all set up over there.” She said, pointing to a room. “As for you, you’re coming with me.” She said, hauling Spike up the stairwell.
“Help me Cthulhu!” He pleaded as he was drug up the stairs.
He was crazy if he thought I was gonna touch that! I may be a god of destruction, but I’m not stupid! I went into the bedroom and settled in for the night. I had a big day ahead of me tomorrow!

I wrote a second chapter I suppose I can post if you find that funny. Not everyone likes it, and not my best writing ever :\

:lol: Ah ha ha, Pony Cultists. Awesome.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. :pf:

I have been told my story is pretty funny. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6125...ightmare-Night Have a look if you would like to. :)

So, at the request of Celestia, I suppose I'll post the Easter Special to my story...

Spoiler: Weird ass Easter special. 

"Ah, Easter's here! Free candy ahoy!" Cthulhu observed, marking his calendar.
"Easter? What's that?" Twilight asked.
"You know… originally a pagan celebration for the coming of spring, begging me to not kill them… Later turned into a celebration of some dude's death… I think he was a tyrant or something… But most importantly, the Easter Bunny comes around and leaves candy for all the children… and me, ever since that one year he thought I was too old and I nearly destroyed his candy factory. I was always so I annoyed I was too big to really enjoy the candy… I may have been a little overzealous a few times trying to get enough candy to taste it…" Cthulhu said, thinking back to the time he scared all those kids when he showed up at an Easter egg hunt, and stole all the eggs.
"…Aren't you just a little old to be stealing candy from foals?" Twilight asked.
"As Pinkie says, you can never be too old for free candy!" Cthulhu pointed out.
"…She insists she still hasn't outgrown Nightmare Night…" Twilight sighed. "Well, there's no Easter here so-"
"No Easter, eh? Well then I'll just have to MAKE an Easter!" Cthulhu said, getting up, and dashing out the door of the library. "See you later Twi!" He called back.
Twilight just groaned. "I really need my coffee…"
Cthulhu ran into Sugarcube, and up to Pinkie. "Hey Pinkie! Want some free candy?"
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"So this Easter bunny brings you candy? You don't even have to go from house to house, you can just collect in your own house?" Pinkie asked, while they set up the ceremony to summon the Easter Bunny in the cult's headquarters, a cellar underneath Twilight's library. Seriously, how could she have missed that? Twilight Sparkle? More like Twilight Clueless.
"Basically." Cthulhu replied.
"Wow! That's even better then Nightmare Night! And we can get whole giant chocolate sculptures of him?" she asked again.
"Yup! And I'll finally be small enough to actually taste them!" Cthulhu replied. "Let's get this summoning on the road!" Cthulhu said, aligning all of the elements just right for the summoning.
It took him 23 tries to do it correctly. Finally the portal started to open. "That was harder then it had to be. No wonder you guys couldn't ever summon me right… My summons is a lot harder."
The Easter bunny hopped out of the portal, a giant bunny about Cthulhu's size. He walked up to Cthulhu and… kicked him in the groin. Fortunately Cthulhu didn't have such a vulnerable spot, but it sent him to the floor - a bunny's feet are powerful!
"I was almost done with that world, now I have an entire other world I have to serve candy to! I will, BUT NEITHER OF YOU ARE GETTING ANY!" he said, and hopped off.
Cthulhu got up and dusted himself off. "He's going to pay for that."
"YA! NOPONY CANDY-BLOCKS PINKIE PIE!" Pinkie Pie said.
Cthulhu just stared at Pinkie Pie.
"Oh, ya, and kicking you too."
Cthulhu waved his arms in the air angrily. "EASTER BUNNY!!!!"
CTHULHU
VS.
EASTER BUNNY
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The Easter bunny hopped off, towards Fluttershy's house.
"After him! Don't let him get away!" Cthulhu shouted to Pinkie.
"YOU'RE… GOING TO… GIVE ME CANDY!!!!" Pinkie screamed at the poor rabbit.
"Oh no! Pinkie! We're going towards Fluttershy's cottage! He has power over rabbits! He can enrage them into kicking everything's shins! We've got to stop him!" Cthulhu warned.
"It's ok! I have energy drink caches all over Ponyville for energy drink emergencies!" Pinkie told him, stopping by a bush and reaching in.
"Pinkie! This is no time for jokes! We need to catch him, before he can get to Fluttershy's! Imagine what her hundreds of bunnies would do to her shins!" Cthulhu told her, running on.
Pinkie gulped down the horrible tasting beverage, and started shaking up and down, very quickly. What happened next is indescribable with ordinary words. Try your best to imagine a giant pink bullet jumping a bunny, and you’ll be pretty close.
Cthulhu ran up to the wreckage of a tangled bunny and pink pony. Pinkie quickly pinned him down, and quickly blabbed an almost indecipherable string of sounds, the basic jist of which is that the bunny ought to give her candy immediately.
“Bu-but I just got here! I don’t have any candy!” The Easter bunny cried out.
Pinkie wasn’t satisfied with that. She then slapped him so hard with the back of her hoof that he fainted.
Interestingly, when the Easter bunny faints, he turns into a giant chocolate statue of himself.
“Pinkie! Wait! Don’t eat him! We can make him make us more candy!” Cthulhu reasoned.
“Forget that! I want immediate gratification!” Pinkie said, devouring the bunny’s chocolate head.
“PINKIE! You just murdered the Easter bunny!” Cthulhu said, yanking on his tentacle-hair.
“I know, and murder has never been more delicious!” Pinkie said, her mind evidently in crazier-then-regular-Pinkie-Pie-crazy mode because of the energy drink.
“Well… I guess nopony knows who it is… Save some for me!” Cthulhu said, kneeling down to eat some.

What the hell kind of drugs was I on?

one of my old vids :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyS8HuQlxNM

I'll put my comedy mode into overdrive, maybe I can figure something out.

I wrote this myself:
Also, if it isn't appearing in a spoiler box, could someone fix it please? I can't seem to figure it out.
Also, don't read if you don't want a bit of Portal 2's ending spoiled. It's been out for a year now though, so shouldn't be a problem. Nothing like Ponies + Portal, eh?

Spoiler: Ponies+Portal Story 

Welcome NIGHTMAREMOON@equestria.gov
You have [1] new message.
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From: wheatly@aperturescience.com
Subject: Just Floating By...
Oh, why hello! I was just, well, drifting aimlissly through space, and, well, happened to see you, just well, sort of sulking there. Let me tell you, I was sure surprised to see you, wasn't expecting any company in this eternity of floating through space, but there you are! Sure, I wasn't expecting to see any humans here, let alone, what are you, a horse? And, with wings! And a horn! How is that even possible!? Also, don't ask how I figured out your e-mail adress, I had, very clever, cunning meathods. I am a genius after all, I don't see why I was, well, BANISHED to this place...
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To: wheatly@aperturescience.com
Subject: EXPLAIN THYSELF!
GREETINGS, I AM NIGHTMARE MOON, AND I TOO HAVE BEEN BANISHED TO THIS MOON! I WAS ONCE THE PRINCESS OF THE MOON, TASKED WITH RAISING THE MOON EVERY NIGHT! BUT THOSE FOOLISH PONIES ON THE EARTH IGNORED AND SHUNED MY GLORIOUS NIGHT! I HAD GROWN INCREASINGLY FRUSTRATED WITH THEIR IGNORANCE! I HAD DECIDED TO DEFEAT MY SISTER AND CAUSE ETERNAL NIGHT, THEREFORE ALLOWING THE PONIES TO FINALLY EXPERIENCE MY GLORIOUS NIGHT! MY SISITER THEN BANISHED ME TO THE MOON, FORCING ME TO REMAIN HERE FOR ETERNITY! WHY ARE YOU HERE?! EXPLAIN THYSELF!
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From: wheatly@aperturescience.com
Subject: Okay, Hold Your, Uh... Uh... Well, Nevermind
Terrible, truly awful, what's been done to you. Sometimes, people just don't understand when people have good ideas, awful, is what it is. Anyway, I had some great ideas, revolutionary, you could say. So, there were some people in the way, got rid of them. Then, they come back, of all things. So, I show them my new ideas, I had made the changes, and what do they do? Reject them, that's what. Dissapointing, tragic. SO, at this point, I could easily get rid of them, but I won't, I'm not THAT cruel. So I keep showing them all the new stuff I made, and they are just so negative. Evantually, I've been brought to the end of my wit, and I decide, they hate this, I'll just kill them and end it for them. Merciful, without a doubt. But then they escape, and they come for ME. Someone who's done nothing to them, and has been totally merciful to them the whole entire time. I've done nothing but sacrifice, and they still have the audacity to kill me. Bloody ungrateful is what it is. Now, at this point, I'm absolutely livid, and I have to defend myself now. I do a bunch of things to protect myself, but they get here anyway. Then, they try to destroy me, I know, I heard them talking. They were going to tourture me, then kill me. Horrible. So then they somehow manage to disable my ability to do anyhting, and I pull out my last card, and I almost thought I saved my life, my new world. Then what does SHE do?! She banishes me to the moon. After all I did, this is the thanks I guess. Some people...
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To: wheatly@aperturescience.com
Subject: WHY THAT LITTLE!..
CELESTIA IS AT IT AGIAN! FIRST SHE BANISHES ME, AND NOW YOU TOO! WHY IS IT THAT SHE IS AGAINST ANY OUTSIDE IDEAS?! SHE IS FAR TO HARSH IN YOUR PUNISHMENTS! SHE BANISHED ME, HER OWN SISTER, FOR "TREASON" SHE CLAIMS!HA! I HAD DONE NOTHING WRONG, AND I LOST EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF HER! HOW COULD SHE DO THIS AGAIN! IF WE EVER GET OF THE MOON, WE SHOULD FINALLY GET BACK AT HER!
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From: wheatly@aperturescience.com
Subject: Wait, WHO?!
I'm sorry, who?! Celestia? Who's that?! I've never heard of her in all my life! That's your sister though? You were banished by your own sister?! That is just cold. No, I was, I was banished by Chell and GLADoS, well banished so to speak. That's sure what it felt like! I still don't know what I did wrong! It's madness!
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To: wheatly@aperturescience.com
Subject: OH, WELL THEN!...
OH, SORRY, IT JUST SOUNDED LIKE!.. WHO ARE CHELL AND GLADoS!?
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From: wheatly@aperturescience.co,
Subject: Oh, Those two...
Ugh, GLADoS, she was my boss. Evil, 80% corrupt, actual measurement, I swear! So after I took over, she allied with her old enemy, Chell. At first was a friend of mine, helping her leave, but then she backstabbed me, that... So, they ended up banishing me. who's Celestia?
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From: SPACE@aperturescience.com
Subject: SPACE!
What’s your favorite thing about space? Mine is space.

Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space. Space.
Space. Trial. Puttin’ the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ohhh, the Sun. I’m gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What’ll I say? ‘Hi! Hi, Sun!’ Oh, boy! Hey hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey hey! Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know – let’s go to space! I love space. I love space. I love space. So much space. Need to see it all. Space? SPACE! Oh oh oh. This is space! I’m in space!
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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To: SPACE@aperturescience.com
Subject: WHAT?!
[No body text]
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From: SPACE@aperturescience.com
Subject: Earth
Earth.
Wanna go to earth.
Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth.
Wanna go home.
Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home.
Earth earth earth.
Don’t like space. Don’t like space.
It’s too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth.
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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To: SPACE@aperturescience.com
Subject: YEAH!...
I KNOW THAT FEEL!
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From: wheatly@aperturescience.com'
Subject: Oh, no, no NO NO NO!
OH NO! I'M DRIFTING AWAY! I'M LOSING CONNECTION! I WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU. GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME!...---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Behold this old and well known gif I propose to you to bump this thread!

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...inkie-full.gif

If we don't get more submissions soon we'll have to extend the end date for the competition. ,:/

I'm pretty sure nobody will get the joke, but this is pretty much a jab on the fact that you can edit a text file that will give you more skull keys in Borderlands 2.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...ro-d5l0rqo.jpg

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Originally Posted by Flam

one of my old vids :D
*VIDEO*

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7:08 to 7:10 :lol:

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Originally Posted by Celestia

7:08 to 7:10 :lol:

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I got a reply from the contest holder.

IM WINNING!!! :D





But fo shizzles, I spent 5 hours editing that video

Well... it doesn't really specify how many pics can I post but if anything, count only the first one I guess

Spoiler: CMC are silly 

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n...57672295_n.jpg

Spoiler: If you lieks TF2 

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.n...30863335_n.jpg

I'll see if I can make some time to create an entry :)

Ive also made a follow-up to my video, this one with better quality and mouth pixelation!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-vd68Xu_Y4

Spoiler: Funny pic I made from the new episode 

http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/...FacePinkie.png

Spoiler: A couple of drawings I drew 

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Originally Posted by Celestia

If we don't get more submissions soon we'll have to extend the end date for the competition. ,:/

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But...but...Thanksgiving break starts Wednesday and I'll actually have time...
I've been meaning to write a pony song (or parody an existing song to/with ponies) and this is just the inspiring boost I've needed!
SONIC AWAYYYYYYY
...
or maybe I'll just type the lyrics instead of skywriting them. Might be easier.

My fanfic submitted for your pleasure:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31310/The-What-If-Spell

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The contest is over...

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Originally Posted by Flam

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The contest is over...

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Not until midnight EST because that's my tine zone. :hai:

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Originally Posted by Celestia

Not until midnight EST because that's my tine zone. :hai:

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So EST is your...
http://gfx.nrk.no/t6jH76wvs6KzaZmC0z...BN7JPksNmQ.jpg
...zone?

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Originally Posted by Flam

So EST is your...
http://gfx.nrk.no/t6jH76wvs6KzaZmC0z...BN7JPksNmQ.jpg
...zone?

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PRECISELY! :happy:

Last minute entry! :silly:


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There's a sort of theme behind my contest entries. :rainderp:


By the way, that's a nice house you got, there, Celestia.

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Alrighty!

The contest has ended! Great job everyone! :clap:

The winners are:
1st - @Squarks
2nd - @pulga1094
3rd - @Paint-It-Blak and @Flam

Squarks, PM me with your choice of pony and what item you'd like stitched. Pulga, PM me with your one vetoed pony. Once the stitches are completed I will PM the winners for their mailing address. :D

Thank you again to everypony who participated. You all did a great job! :happy:

Wait I won?:lolwut:
SWEET!:party:

Did.... did I actually win?

http://content.mcfc.co.uk//~/media/I...umbs%20up.ashx

I get a smaller stich! :D

9 hours of video editing well spent.

No appreciation for my finer arts.

The contest is over. Thank you to all who participated. I'll let you know when your stitches have shipped. I ask that you please be patient because they take a little while to complete. I'll be starting with the first place stitch and moving down the line so the third place winners' prizes will be stitched and shipped last. Again, thank you for participating.