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Post your favorite images and/or memories of encounters with the living legend that is Tim "The Toolman" Allen.
Sarcastic posts of Bill Engvall will result in a permanent ban. (pictured below)
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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
My favorite memory of Tim Allen was in the summer of 1974 when my baby was trapped in a burning building. He brushed me aside with firm, yet gentle hands, heroically rumbling "Stand aside, citizen; I'll save the day!" before dashing into the flames. He emerged surrounded by the halo of a burning tire swing, like the angel Gabriel, my baby in his arms as he rocked it to sleep.
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Tim "The Toolman" Allen died on the crossband saw for your sins.
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1) It is not Tim "The Toolman" Allen, it was Tim "The Toolman" Taylor
2) That's not Bill Engvall, that's Ron "Tater Salad" White.
Hard to pick a favorite Tim Allen moment. I guess I'll just end my know-it-all post here.:egghead:
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#yoloswag #forthelive #vital
You were almost in a super-bingle there, m8, but that's obviously Billy Bob Thornton.
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UR cuntz been rekked
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U WOT M8
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HE ran away wen d babees came an fucked a butter behind the wheel, slip slopping into muh daddy jesus rest his soul
Tim Allen
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This was my face for a week after first seeing The Santa Claus. It is only second to The Seventh Seal in cinematic history.
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Tater Salad is best tool.
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This came up in an image search for Al Borland. This is irrefutable proof of his illegitimacy as a US citizen.
RELEASE THE DOCUMENTS OBAMA
WE KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
BUT CONFIRM IT FOR US ANYWAY
Tim Allen is one of the greats in acting.