Oh! Hello everypony, it's nice to meet you! My name is Taleweaver, and I'm a filly who loves stories! Uncle Thunder says I should answer your questions so that I can meet lots of new friends, so please ask me whatever you like.
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Oh! Hello everypony, it's nice to meet you! My name is Taleweaver, and I'm a filly who loves stories! Uncle Thunder says I should answer your questions so that I can meet lots of new friends, so please ask me whatever you like.
I MADE U A COOKIE... BUT I EATED IT.
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WILL U EVUR 4GIV ME?
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:O Please don't cry Miss Pinkie! As long as one of us enjoyed the cookie then I'm happy!
But if I liked the cookie then that means that I liked that I got the cookie and you didn't and if I liked that I got the cookie and you didn't then from what you said it means that you liked that I liked that I got the cookie and you didn't and that means that you liked that I got the cookie and you didn't which means that you liked that you didn't get the cookie and it doesn't make sense because the cookie was yummy but if you were happy that I got the cookie and you didn't then that could only mean that I was wrong and the cookie was not yummy after all and that means that not only I like unyummy cookies but I also like making unyummy cookies and that means that any and every ponie I made cookies for ever since I moved to Sugarcube Corner was lying to me and saying that my cookies are yummy even though they aren't either that or the cookies WERE yummy and you were still happy that you didn't get them if so then that would mean that you like when stuff you dislike happens to you because you not getting the cookie you liked would be something you would dislike but if you liked it still then that would make no sense and if it would make no sense then that would make me so confused and if it would make me so confused then it could only mean that I don't get it and if I don't get it it would only mean that I am stupid and if it would mean that I am stupid then it would mean that I am not smart enough to make my friends happy and if I am not smart enough to make my friends happy then it would mean that my friends would be sad and if my friends would be sad then I would be sad and if I would be sad then I would be a sad lonely stupid pony who ate her newestest friend's first and last cookie and is too dumb to make her friend happy and WASN'T GOOD WITH MAKING COOKIES IN THE FIRST PLACE! :why: AND NEVEEEEER WIIIIIILL~!!!
:huh: I'm sorry, I don't think I understood all that, I'm only 9...
But don't be sad, I would have enjoyed the cookie. If you ate it first it must mean that it was very yummy, so I'm glad you tried to give me a tasty present! My mom always says it's the thought that counts :ohyes:
Where are you from?:)
I'm from Ponyville, born and raised! :ohyes: I lived with my mom, who's a great explorer, my dad, who's a travelling salespony, and my big sis. But she went to college, and my parents' jobs meant they couldn't take me with them... :sorry: So now I live with a pegasus named Thunderfall, who's parents my dad met on his travels. I think you might know him actually...
@Thunderfall
:D Weavie, What kinds of stories are your favorite?!? Adventure, right?! Everypony loves stories about adventure and evil and good and villains and danger and WOOSH and BAM and BAKOOM and where the Bad Guy is all ":rage: I'M UNDEFEATABLE!" but the hero is like "Eh, whatever" and then does a fighting stance and goes all BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA and the villain is all "X_X BLEH!" don't you agree?!? Those kinds of stories are the best! :lol:
Hee-hee, Uncle Thunder sure is interesting to live with! I just know he'll be my inspiration for a great story one day!
My sister comes back to Ponyville whenever she can to pay me a visit; we're very close. Sometimes my dad manages to drop by, but Mom is busy on an important dig in Saddle Arabia... We're not sure when she'll get a break.
Yu mad?
how did you got your cutie mark and what do you think it means?:)
I do love stories about heroes on quests. But they have to be believable. If somepony doesn't have flaws then it's no fun to follow them right? Even you have your downsides Miss Pinkie, but that's why everypony loves you!
:huh: Umm... I don't think so...
Oh I know exactly what my cutie mark means! It means I love reading and writing stories!
One day my big sister did a really nice painting of a hero approaching a castle. I asked her what the story was behind it, who the hero was, where he was going... But she hadn't thought of that at all! I felt bad that such a pretty picture had no background, so I spent days and days thinking it. Then I had a dream about the hero one night. I jumped out of bed and ran to my sister's studio, grabbed a pencil and paper with my magic, and sat in front of the painting writing down my dream. Mom and Dad found me asleep there in the morning with a book cutie mark!
Wow that was nice story! And ho-hey Missing where the fuck did you put the beer?
M please, I'm in front of a filly:notamused:
:lolwut:...so?
that's not right time nor language, and you know I don't drink beer
:duh:what the hell do you drink then?
:eyeroll: we'll talk about that later now please leave
*snicker* yeah whatever, by the way, I found your stupid magazine, next time remeber not to leave it in the bathroom for everypony to see:tempt:
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:gah: *snatches it out of his hooves and quickly hides it under his right wing*
:angry:you piec-weren't you going to ask a question do this lovely kid?:heyder:
:yu:.......:hmpf:how many books have you read so far? You seem pretty smart for your age
Would you be sarced of me because I'm a fire pony
Oh my... Wait a minute... I think I saw that exact same magazine under Uncle Thunder's bed...
*giggle* Thank you :starry: I'm not really sure exactly how many books I've read, my sister says I started when I was barely out of diapers! I think I've read more books than I've actually finished though, because I sometimes spend afternoons at the book store sampling this and that to see what's out there.
Only if you used your magic for bad things. But please don't start any fires near the book store or my house, I would hate to see all those books destroyed :cry:
@Thunderfall
:) Since you ponies (or Equus Sapiens if we want to get technical about this) are so incredibly cute to us, I can only guess that, by comparison, we humans must look downright YUCKY to you guys, right?
:giggle: Don't worry about being painfully honest. I can take it. I won't bite.
>.> ...well, I MIGHT give you a revenge-tickle-so-hard-you-won't-be-able-to-breathe, but that's it.
:P So? What's the verdict? Hot or Not?
What's the cutiest face that you can make? :x
@Thunderfall
:O Weavie! Just look at yourself! Did you ever leave this room? You look, like, you need two or three eleventeen bajillion baths! Or even one! I am no Rarity but your mane even to me looks like a mess! And...
:blank: ...*sniff*.................................:despai r: Ahhh! *covers her nose* Weeaviee!
I dunno... My sis says I'm adorable just the way I am, but I think she's just speaking in hyperbole.
*rubs eyes* Huh? Really? *looks down* Oh dear... Sorry, Uncle Thunder bought me a book from the human world and I've been shut up in here reading it ever since. He says it's really popular, but I think it needs some work.
Umm... Miss Pinkie? Would you take me to the spa? I don't think a bath will do...
*runs up to Taleweaver*
*muffled voice* :despair: I am SO sorrysorrysorry for taking SO LONG! You just won't believe when I tell you how hard it is to find in Ponyville a decent Foam Thrower and an Anti-Stink mask this time of the year!
(But so you know: it is REALLY super-hard!)
But here it is!
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:smirk: Now, germy-germs on Weavie's dirty-dirty coaty-coat... Prepare to be FOAM-XECUTED! :crazy:
*UNLEASHES BUBBLY HELL*
D: MFFFFFLLLLWWWWFLLLLSHHHHHHRRRRRRR!!!!!
Yo, Weaver, you in here? Oh, sorry Pinkie, am I interrupting your experiments with some new kind of bubble machine?
*shakes off all the foam - now has an afro mane and tail*
.......What?
*snck* Nothin' :lie:
*clears his throat and holds up a note card and reads* Taleweaver, on a scale of one to ten how cute am I? Hey! Whirl you tricked me! You said this was a question from you but you were too nervous to ask!
*snickers a bit* Well now you asked it. So Taleweaver, how cute is Bold? He wants to know!
........ Umm... Well.......
*hands her a card* Here, this should help *winks at Whirl*
*clears throat and reads* Bold. You are most likely the cutest colt I have ever met. You are definitely an eleven.
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UNCLE THUNDER! :why:
*rolls on the floor laughing* Oh Weaver, your face! Priceless!
Eh, I know I'm immature for my age. it's the price I pay for living a fun life :shrug:
Yes! That was the word I was looking for. See, this is one of the things I like about you Bold, you always know the right words!
I always use a quill. I don't know, it makes me feel more connected to the stories I write, since they're mostly fantastical.
*nods in understanding* I can understand that. That is why I stopped writing half finished stories and switched to writing notes for the stories so I never have to start writing when I start. Do you write notes for your stories or do you just write the story as it comes to you?
*staggers towards you holding a bottle*
>.>hey kid....wh..uuuh...where th' fwuck's Las Pegsuus? Huh? I can't...fucking....know....
CAUTERIZE THE WOUND BEFORE YOU GRANT ME YOUR LIQUID TIME. WHY CANT YOU BRING ME THE SOUR DOUGH AND BAGUETTES ANYMORE?
If you had to have a sidekick for the remainder of your days, who would it be?
*magenta filly with a blue mane peeks behind the table* hello! Um.... :lolwut: why are you hiding behind the table?