paranoia

I'm extremely paranoid. I'm afraid the FBI is watching me, tracking my internet activities, my cell phone ongoings...
Can anyone help? Please!
I'm scared....

My brother had this phone before me, and there were tons if porn sites in the history. So now, they belong to me.

I deleted them, but I know that nothing us truly "deleted". Im not sure if those sites were legal, but I'm scared now.

Can anyone help me? Please, just someone...

Just flee to Ethiopia or some other weird third-world country

No one will bother you there

:)

Oh dear... the FBI will lock you up for I think about 6 years...

Hahahaha! What? This is a joke thread right?

Closing this because I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

If it's not, make a new thread in Life and Rants and provide some more information so others can help you.