Twilight Sparkle
She's Cute Though, So It's Alright

Feels good, having my personal Hyena Army. I was born to be a good orator and a leader of the masses.

Something I like about you is that politically speaking you're gracious in defeat. Maybe we had been friends if we had met in different circumstances.

You see them?

They think I'm king.

Oh fuck.

Thanks a ton~ Love ya bae.

I'm already a dangerous offshoot.

But I'm 12 again. I'll never be legal.

Oh mai Twi Marie Senpai~ I love you so!

I've practiced confessing under the cherry blossoms for hours trying to work up the nerve to say it to your face, but it's quite difficult~

Anyway, I hope you had a great birthday~ You're a real class act and one smart motherfucker. It's awesome as fuck.

Keep bae-ing on for my sake if not for your own~

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Happy birthday, senpai!

I hope your day was full of so much cake that you felt sick for hours! Those are the best kinds of birthdays~

Also that last VM was Switch's idea, I swear~

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What the fuck did you just fucking do to my post, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my FiM in 2013, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret threads, and I have over 800 confirmed posts. I am trained in emote warfare and I’m the top lol'er in the entire FiM staff. You are nothing to me but just another senpai. I will down rep you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with wtf'ing my post on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across FiM and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your e-peen. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can down-rep you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed repping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Silver Spoon's reaction images and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” rating was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit down-reps all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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