Meadow Song
Royalty

How'd you get a fancy name tag?

Back so soon?

You should have joined us in 2012. 2012 was the best year.

The fins are off
@Silver Spoon;



LISTEN UP, SILVER TROUT!

IT'S ABOUT TIME I LAY IT ALL DOWN ON THE LINE, CAUSE IT'S TIME TO CAST YOU OUT!

YOU MAY NOT SEA IT NOW BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SCHOOLED!

YOU BETTER PREPARE YOUR FISHY BROOKE TAIL CAUSE THIS FIN IS ABOUT BLOW HIS PARMESAN!

YOU'VE MADE A BIG MISTAKE CAUSE THINGS AIN'T GOING TO BE GREENER IN YOUR LAKE FOR MUCH LONGER!

DARLIN' THINGS AIN'T GOING TO BE BETTER DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!

I'M ABOUT TO HOIST THE SAILS ON THIS BOAT OF PAIN, AND MY FIRST MATE @Switch-A-Shine!; IS ON DECK!

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOU WALK THE PLANK, AND YOU AIN'T GOING TO BE SWIMMING WITH THE FISHIES TONIGHT,

CAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE BELLY UP IN DAVY JONES' LOCKER!

YOU ALWAYS WERE THE WORST ADMINISTRATOR, I KNEW FROM THE BEGINNING YOU'D RUN US AGROUND!

EVER SINCE WE BROUGHT YOU ABOARD YOU'VE BEEN A PAIN IN MY AFT END!

YOU'VE PORPOISELY BEEN TRYING TO SPEAR ME FROM THE START, AND I'M NOT JUST GOING TO FLOP AROUND AND TAKE IT ANY MORE, I'M GOING TO COME UP FROM BELOW DECK AND HIT YA WITH MY RIGHT HOOK!

DON'T BOTHER LOOKING TO YOUR MATES FOR HELP CAUSE YOU'RE STRANDED, MAROONED, AND YOUR CREW CAN'T THROW YOU A LIFE RING NOW!

YOU'VE GONE OVERBOARD WITH ALL THIS FISH NONSENSE, AND THIS BAIT AIN'T GONNA FLY!

YOU NEED TO STOP FLOUNDERING ABOUT AND REALIZE IT'S TIME TO TAKE A DIVE!

YOU'VE REALLY GOT ME STEAMED AND NOW I'M GOING TO FILLET YA LIKE THE TROUT YOU ARE!

BUT DON'T THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE MADE ME A BIT CRABBY THAT I'M GOING TO TANK IT!

NO, THIS PAIN BOAT IS LIFTING ANCHOR AND SAILING FULL SPEED AHEAD AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SHIP REKT!

YOU'RE GOING BE REELING BY THE TIME I'VE FINISHED SWABBING THE FLOOR WITH YOU!

THIS STORM'S BEEN BREWING FOR A WHILE NOW, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET CAPSIZED!

I'M NOT JUST GOING TO FLOAT AND SPUTTER IN YOUR WAKE, IT'S TIME I GOT STERN WITH YOU!

THIS SHARK IS GOING TO LAY DOWN A FULL SCALE ASSAULT ON YOU, SHRIMP!

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GOING TO MAN THE HARPOONS AND START WHALIN' ON YA!

THERE'S NO MANNING THE LIFE BOATS NOW, YOU'RE CAUGHT IN THE NET AND I'M GOING TO GUT YA AND TAKE YA TO MARKET!

I'M CAPTAIN OF THIS HERE VESSEL AND YOUR BLATANT MUTINY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, YOU DIRTY MACKEREL!

I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOU LIKE THE BARNACLE YOU ARE AND THE BOTTOM FEEDERS ARE GOING TO MAKE A MEAL OF YOU!

YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE GREEN AROUND THE GILLS, HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH OR ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR OAR?

*does the thing*

bonjour.

How about you take yourself back to the woods you came out of, stupid close minded cis redneck.

What are you implying cissy?
Got a problem with me? Are you against vampirekins too?

That's right keep your mouth shut, cis scum like you are the cancer that are holding back humanity.
Not everyone has to think like you or be into heterosexual relationships like you, why do you want to oppress others?
Get your cis scum attitude and patriarchal society values out of here, hitler.