I've collected quite a few. Almost all of those are in videos that are probably deleted by now.

Maybe I will slowly expand the collection when I find new gems.

Did anybody else find any chuckle-worthy YouTube comments too?


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POEMS:

(After Sweetie Belle didn't want to be Rarity's sister anymore in season 2's "Sisterhooves Social".)

The ugly scar of mortal sin
Had pained the pretty horse;
She shunned away her only kin
And truly felt remorse.
She mustered up her courage when
Upon her hooves, she swore
To win her sister back again
To love forevermore.

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If Fluttershy is angry, then you must assume
That someone soon will meet their doom
And if it is you, who has fouled her mood
Then I am sorry, bro, but you are screwed.

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A terrifying tale was told
To ponies through the rain and cold.
The foe, of course, The Headless Horse,
Was legendary fiend of old.
And when the denouement drew near,
How Twilight made the ghost appear!
And what a fright was made that night
While ponies screamed in shock and fear!

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(Refering to Pinkie eating the weird mushy food of the buffalo in the "Over A Barrel" season 1 episode.)

Dear Pinkie gorged on mushy goo
And asked for one more hit,
For such a platter’s taste was new,
But bronies called it shit

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("Sisterhooves Social", season 2.)

With spirit and resolve she stood,
And with a sudden yell,
She swore to change for all things good
And win back Sweetie Belle.

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("Sisterhooves Social", season 2.)

While Rarity, boutique hiree,
Had worked the whole day through,
Poor Sweetie Belle was raising hell
From nothing left to do.
She couldn’t rest and sat depressed
Of such a loathsome bore,
But groaned in vain, and with her mane
She swiftly swept the floor.

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If a tear did not grace your eye,
inside I fear you may have died.
But worry not my unloved friend,
with Fluttershy your heart shall soon mend.
Be it real or be it dream,
emotions cause a salty stream.
But if you ever want to cry,
let it out, let the magic fly!

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("Lesson Zero", season 2.)

Without a verse Miss Sparkle’s curse
Placed fillies in a spell,
But of the three, the biggest glee
Was made by Sweetie Belle.
She jumped for joy at ragdoll toy,
Enamored by the sight,
And stood allured from hex uncured
Whilst squeaking in delight!

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("Putting your hoof down", season 2.)

While Bon-Bon dared her friend to jest
Upon the bridge in fond delay,
Poor Fluttershy had tried her best
To ask the two to step away.
But when they shunned her pleas and cares,
They drove her mad to vicious snap,
And with a kick, the selfish mares
Were covered thence in smelly crap.

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QUOTES:

(Mane6's reactions.)

Me: *farts loudly*
RD : *Stares*
Pinkie Pie: *Busts up laughing*
Rarity: "How vulgar!"
Applejack: "Meh, I've done better."
Fluttershy: "Oh my!"
Twilight: "Well, that's A sound..."

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(A few-seconds-long clip of Pinkie using a broom as a microphone, from season 2 episode "Baby Cakes".)

Rainbow Dash: Okay, mic check. Testing testing one two three! Pinkie, you wanna check your mic?
Pinkie Pie: Okay! Testing testing ONE TWO THRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!¬!!!-------
*Ponyville obliterates; Flashback ends*
Rainbow Dash: The strange part was that the microphone wasn't even plugged in. It was the worst night of our life.
Scootaoo: Because the city was destroyed?
Dash: BECAUSE NONE OF US GOT LAID. Nobody wanted to sleep with us because they were too busy burning to death!

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(Snoop Dog version of Giggle at the Ghoastie)

When I was a little niggy and the sun was going down,
The gunshots and the sirens they would always make me frown.
- Hear me: Homeboy, you gotta stand up tall, learn to face your fears.
You'll see no one can touch this, just cap a bitch and disappear
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Soo... Hustle with your homie
Fuck up every OG
Nigga, ride it dirty
Find a bitch that is freaky
Tap her ass if it's juicy.
Snortle all the cokie.

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(Advertisement, refering to Pinkie's "And now you have lots and lots of friends!" in the very first episode.)

Here they come! Clopity-clack down the track! It's "Lots and Lots of Friends"!
Six of the greatest friendships we've ever offered!
And now through this special TV offer, you get SIX friendships for the price of ONE!
You get loyal friends! Generous friends! Honest, magic, and kind friends!
Even friends who love to laugh! Pink friends, nerdy friends! Outgoing friends, SHYYY friends.
Plus filly friends, derpy friends, and much, much more, when you order "Lot's and Lot's of Friends"!

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(Comment on a video, where a guy says: "Oh, Pinkie. After meeting you I have no problem giggling at the ghoasties")

Well, it's true what he said. Mild sensations of coldness and basic psychokinetic manipulation are positively laughable compared to what this little pink terror is capable of. Pinkie Pie would make the Ghostbusters shit their pants.

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Elements of Disharmony: Deceit, Avarice, Cruelty, Betrayal, Sorrow, and Desolation