So I hurt myself because of my bike today. Did I fall while I was riding it? No. Was it when my pant leg became caught in the chain? Nope. How about as you tried to untangle yourself? Wrong again. I hurt myself as I went to pick up my bike after freeing myself. Now Flint? You may ask. How in the hey did you manage that? Well, my dear friend, as I bent over the junk in my bag slid forward over my head forcing me to overextend myself. ...It hurts to sit down and I have long day of editing ahead of me. Why me?