Conversation Between Twilight Sparkle and Brosus

I'm already a dangerous offshoot.

Eye protection, I meant eye protection.

Cutting wood or using power tools can produce dangerous offshoots.

But I'm 12 again. I'll never be legal.

Happy Birthday.

Remember, always wear protection.

Embrace your future.

Good thing she's fucking adorable.

Gratz on being worst lizard.

Que?

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