Do you feel sufficiently royal on this date of your birth?
You know, we offer a subs- oh wait. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, senpai!
I hope your day was full of so much cake that you felt sick for hours! Those are the best kinds of birthdays~
Also that last VM was Switch's idea, I swear~
What the fuck did you just fucking do to my post, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my FiM in 2013, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret threads, and I have over 800 confirmed posts. I am trained in emote warfare and I’m the top lol'er in the entire FiM staff. You are nothing to me but just another senpai. I will down rep you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with wtf'ing my post on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across FiM and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your e-peen. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can down-rep you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed repping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Silver Spoon's reaction images and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” rating was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit down-reps all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Reindeer power 2stronk~
[unconfident laughing intensifies]
That's how I won funniest member 2014. You just say things like they're supposed to be funny and erryone just assumes it is~
It's the perfect plan!~
You know, like that super obscure Pokemon Skymarie~
So obscure I probably shouldn't have even mentioned it~