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      *has bags under his eyes, his mane is longer than usual, messy and done in a ponytail and his fur kinda smells like energy drinks*
      sleeping is overrated dude I tell ya..........when you don't do it your brain's surface is deactivated and you act by impulses and instinct..............'s cool.......

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      Quote Originally Posted by Evilmissingno000 View Post
      *has bags under his eyes, his mane is longer than usual, messy and done in a ponytail and his fur kinda smells like energy drinks*
      sleeping is overrated dude I tell ya..........when you don't do it your brain's surface is deactivated and you act by impulses and instinct..............'s cool.......
      The problem is, my impulses and instinct tell me "fuck around and don't do shit". I have to make a concious effort not to waste my time - something that I value. Therefore sleep means a lot to me.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Grassy Tale View Post
      The problem is, my impulses and instinct tell me "fuck around and don't do shit". I have to make a concious effort not to waste my time - something that I value. Therefore sleep means a lot to me.
      Hah, then I guess our brains are twins or something, when I'm like this it's like my brain switch is stuck on "fuck everything I'm not doing shit today" *shakes head* and even when I DO something like focusing and memorizing I end up forgetting about what was I even doing......ah even my talking is all screwed up n'shit *scratches mane*.................where....where's my surrogate sister\aunt\dontreallyknow? Haven't hugged that thing in a while..can't even remember the last time................kinda thinking about it......I don't even remember what happened in the last weeks!......*turns to Grassy* whathappenedinthelastweeks?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Evilmissingno000 View Post

      Hah, then I guess our brains are twins or something, when I'm like this it's like my brain switch is stuck on "fuck everything I'm not doing shit today" *shakes head* and even when I DO something like focusing and memorizing I end up forgetting about what was I even doing......ah even my talking is all screwed up n'shit *scratches mane*.................where....where's my surrogate sister\aunt\dontreallyknow? Haven't hugged that thing in a while..can't even remember the last time................kinda thinking about it......I don't even remember what happened in the last weeks!......*turns to Grassy* whathappenedinthelastweeks?
      I wasn't with you. If YOU don't know what you were doing, then I guess you have to go through a self-re-discovery adventure just like those guys in the movie "Hangover".

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      Hi, I just got back from my time-machine journey to the 1780's. I was just checking, its May 2013, right? I didn't overshoot, did I?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Cyan Star View Post
      Quote Originally Posted by Grassy Tale View Post
      Who are you? Where am I? What is this pony forum doing amongst my registered acounts? What is G4? It is 1987 and My Little Pony has only ONE generation, no more.

      Come to think of it... what is this "internet" thingie? I have never even heard of it. I am so confused and so SO afraid...

      ......................... ................................... ......................................ARE YOU MY MOMMY?
      Shit. I did overshoot. The excess energy is spawning TIME PARASITES that are feeding on peoples memories and driving them insane! QUICKLY, I must go back in time and feed off of the overloaded energy reserves! I'll be back in a minute twenty!

      *Swooosh*
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      @Cyan Star Holy crap! Where did you come from and is that my clone you're talking to?!?!

      Quote Originally Posted by Cyan Star View Post
      Hi, I just got back from my time-machine journey to the 1780's. I was just checking, its May 2013, right? I didn't overshoot, did I?
      Who are you? Where am I? What is this pony forum doing amongst my registered acounts? What is G4? It is 1987 and My Little Pony has only ONE generation, no more.

      Come to think of it... what is this "internet" thingie? I have never even heard of it. I am so confused and so SO afraid...

      ......................... ................................... ......................................ARE YOU MY MOMMY?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Grassy Tale View Post
      Who are you? Where am I? What is this pony forum doing amongst my registered acounts? What is G4? It is 1987 and My Little Pony has only ONE generation, no more.

      Come to think of it... what is this "internet" thingie? I have never even heard of it. I am so confused and so SO afraid...

      ......................... ................................... ......................................ARE YOU MY MOMMY?

      Shit. I did overshoot. The excess energy is spawning TIME PARASITES that are feeding on peoples memories and driving them insane! QUICKLY, I must go back in time and feed off of the overloaded energy reserves! I'll be back in a minute twenty!

      *Swooosh*
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      Quote Originally Posted by Grassy Tale View Post
      @Cyan Star Holy crap! Where did you come from and is that my clone you're talking to?!?!
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      Doppelgänger's? I've seen my fair share of crazy time-travel-related hokie-pokie, but THIS is something different entirely!

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      Grassy, have you ever been on a date?

      Highly doubtful, but who am I to deny Weaver her question?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Stryke View Post
      Grassy, have you ever been on a date?

      Highly doubtful, but who am I to deny Weaver her question?
      Never. But I will give you the list of the closest things I did when it comes to... woo'ing/flirting with opposite gender:

      Elementary School: When dancing with my crush* on a Christmas party (or some similiar occasion), I fought an internal fight with myself, trying to be brave enough to kiss her. When the moment came, I launched my face at hers -- BUT at this very moment, coincidentally, my classmate (who was also dancing with a girl) bumped me with his shoulder as a prank, making me miss the bullseye. Luckily I didn't headbutt her or anything as a consequence, but simply my lips launched at the empty air next to her head. He pointed out later his observation that I tried to kiss her. But as for her? If she noticed, she didn't mention it.

      Aww... I wonder what she would do if you DID hit her in the eye... I mean if you hit the bullseye...

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      ~Fourteen years old. One of the many two-weeks-long touristic trips around Poland (with 20-40 members, 12-16 years old) organized by my mother:
      Playing Spin The Bottle with several girls. The bottle pointed at me. I was told to kiss one of them. Kissed her on the cheek.

      And when it was HIS turn to spin the bottle, he told the girl to suck his finger!

      Quiet you!

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      ~Twelve-years-old; a large family gathering at the countryside:
      One very distant cousin... or something, of mine (I don't even remember how we are related, family-wise). I chased her (openly attempting to kiss her) outside into the fields during a rainy weather. She tripped and fell onto the soft, wet and muddy ground of the fields, and I smothered her with kisses. I am pretty sure there was her screaming involved in it.

      Smooth!

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      ~Twelve years old, elementary School, when one of my female classmates stole my Cafeteria Card as a prank:
      I got uncharacteristically angry at her. This was a one-time-only event for me: my mental filter got turned off and I called her "You Fucking Whore!"

      ...................ummmmm......................*co vers Taleweaver's ears*

      Wait................This no longer has anything to do with flirting...

      *nervous chuckle* You... you don't say...

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      Self-centered much? You don't get many occasions to talk about yourself, DO you?

      Well... she DID ask, didn't she? I didn't want to disappoint.

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      * I use the term "crush" lightly; I maybe talked with her a few times and only if asked "Which girl do you like?" or during parties like this one did I think about her.
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